The Insider's Brain

Kelli. 22. College. 2 cats. 2 turtles. Dirty 5-30. <3

Also, parking wars is kind of entertaining.

Asker aforaffort Asks:
The protein shake doesn't advertise itself as corn-free; however, I do not see corn or corn-based things listed under any of the ingredients. It's called Vega smoothie. I bet you could look for it online and/or email them asking about corn?
22kelbel 22kelbel Said:

Thanks so much for letting me know. :)

New phone, new version. Also, I dislike when I make a typo. Now to figure this silly thing out.haha

alexand-ler:

kalahiraguidethisone:

thegirlwiththeblueribbon:

dangerace:

Go read this before it gets yanked. This is real.

This could be the first sign.

The Fucking zombie apocalypse.

It says ”The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots..”

I knew this day would come.

I’ve had seven seasons of training by the best. Bring it on.

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“…the naked man suffering from “cocaine psychosis,” which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.”

who cares if he got naked

maybe they should focus on finding out why he wAS EATING ANOTHER MAN’S FACE? 

cocaine is a hell of a drug

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alexand-ler:

kalahiraguidethisone:

thegirlwiththeblueribbon:

dangerace:

Go read this before it gets yanked. This is real.

This could be the first sign.

The Fucking zombie apocalypse.

It says ”The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots..”

I knew this day would come.

I’ve had seven seasons of training by the best. Bring it on.

image

“…the naked man suffering from “cocaine psychosis,” which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.”

who cares if he got naked

maybe they should focus on finding out why he wAS EATING ANOTHER MAN’S FACE? 

cocaine is a hell of a drug

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jackie-moon:

omg this program

Evil eviiiiiiil!

createpsalms:

fucked-up-is-perfect:

This photo. 
Would you tell someone that the deserve to have their house broken into, because its really nice, so obviously they’re flaunting that they have money?
If someone was murdered in their own apartment, would you tell them its their own fault because they chose to live alone?
No.
Then its not the girls fault, no matter what she’s wearing, or who she’s with. 
I love my boobs, so I like to wear low cut shirts. Does that mean I’m giving men the right to grab them? No. No one would assume that, so why with rape?
I’m sorry to get so preachy about this, I’ll probably lose followers, but I’m sorry, I don’t care. 

I love this.

createpsalms:

fucked-up-is-perfect:

This photo. 

Would you tell someone that the deserve to have their house broken into, because its really nice, so obviously they’re flaunting that they have money?

If someone was murdered in their own apartment, would you tell them its their own fault because they chose to live alone?

No.

Then its not the girls fault, no matter what she’s wearing, or who she’s with. 

I love my boobs, so I like to wear low cut shirts. Does that mean I’m giving men the right to grab them? No. No one would assume that, so why with rape?

I’m sorry to get so preachy about this, I’ll probably lose followers, but I’m sorry, I don’t care. 

I love this.

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Who knew #ChaseMarta could bring so many people together? He was an amazing guy and will be missed by many.

mishasteaparty:

Best of The Lonely Island - Digital Shorts

!!!!!!!!

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ohyeahfacts:

The fear of vomiting is called Emetophobia, the fear of death is called Thanatophobia, and the fear of dead things is called Necrophobia.

That’d be me. I don’t care about dying as much as vomiting. Ha